Monthly Archives: April 2024

Haven’t seen a raccoon in my neighborhood for decades. Not quite sure how to measure that. When I moved in twenty plus years ago I’d see a beady-eyed monster every now and again. I was shocked. “Raccoons don’t belong in … Continue reading →

Further and further sepia you telescope way at a speed that seems regular, like you are riding, but you do not ride. I see your legs are not moving. Perhaps you are being bicycled? Why are you trying to escape … Continue reading →

The crack of my back was a good sign. I could hear it after she pressed weight down upon me but I could usually tell when something was done after I expressed my own sentiment, inadvertently. When I violently exhaled, … Continue reading →

While moving and grooving through Seussity Hills, a whimpering beasty had Whompity thrills. He found some young ladies who had lovely hairs so he went up behind them and pulled upon theirs. Now that wasn’t cool out in Seussity Hills, … Continue reading →

Content with how things had gone, the guide double-backed to the beginning of the tour and restarted the process of going through with a new group. "Pleasure to meet you guys," she said, "Let me show you around. "As the … Continue reading →

Oh, my engagement ring? It’s on my other hand. In my other car. It must have slipped my mind. <Heh.> I’m not really engaged, you know. Just kind of meta-engaged. It’s an engagement of the mind, not the body, you … Continue reading →

We see what the will has said. Now, we just need to verify that she has the stuff that she offered up in the will. You can have the figurines? We just need to make sure the figurines still exist. … Continue reading →

I am the wall. I get hit by the ball. I have a friend Paul. who once smoked Pall Malls. He’d stand up by me just to stare at all the neighborhood ladies over at the marquee. We had these … Continue reading →

In the center of the forest, if a forest can have a center, the grand tree rests. Some days it towers some days it judges but today it rests. It will let others handle the duties of the day: funneling … Continue reading →

When you end up calling yourself the Great, you’ve got a lot to live up to. Gnaeus Pompeius had pretty big expectations when he joined the triumvirate with Marcus Crassus and Gaius Iulius Caesar. Things didn’t work out all that … Continue reading →