I found your note, and I have to say,
it was pretty rude to put a message
among your underwear
telling me not to snoop there.

I was just checking for rodents
and to see that you had such
an utter lack of faith of me
has developed since last week
– when I last checked for rodents –
is truly disappointing.

I don’t know if our room-mateship can stand this violation.
I’m going to need some time
to get over this
but maybe a massage first
could help me mull it over.
When can I start?