My aunt just sent me a notice
of my bid for North Carolina state office.
I had no idea.

“In your other life,” she wrote,
and I read of my many accomplishments
down South.
Apparently, the southern Jon Berger
has been doing good works
through the Foreign Service and for the Marines
for decades. Afterward, he worked for peace and kids
and even volunteers.
He’s an all-around good guy, me.
I never knew.

I never knew about my interest in public office, either,
though I’ve certainly suspected my thirst for power.
I’ve got two kids, high school age,
and a loving wife.
All good to know!

I’m running for the State House, apparently,
in a state I’ve never lived in before
(My grandparents did once.
Maybe that’s the connection).
Vote for me, if you get a chance.

I’d sure like to.