Is this route directly to Old Cathay?
Would you like another Fanta, Ray?
Is Rudy on the way to Santa’s, eh?
If you had the cash would you wanna stay?

We could go another way.
This whole trip we could belay.
If you preferred the port Calais
we could stay at the cafe…

Wherever you want to spend the day
we could go relax, spread out and lay
or cuddle like some lovely cliche.
However you wish to wile away the time today
what do you say?
How should we play?