If you don’t keep bringing it up,
I promise you,
no one else is going to bring up how you were fired for drinking monkey cum, no matter how funny it is.

Really, if you don’t opt to make a literal Federal case about it with the literal Feds
in literal Case, Montana,
I don’t think anybody else will know what you’re talking about – especially if you stop talking about it.

Really, the phrase “monkey cum”
is not going to make sense coming from most people’s lips,
and the assumption will be that you’re talking about having a cousin of the human species arrive at your doorstep.
Do not clarify.

Just let the whole thing go.
Don’t get hung up on it.
Relax about the monkey cum, man,
and don’t bring it up again.