They came across the water
in all their finest
from all the seas that could be seen
and many others.
They have come to us
for only a short time
and we welcome these mighty invaders
of our shores.

We offer our dwindled supply of virgins
and our plethora of other resources.
They may ravage as necessary.

All that is available is theirs for the asking.
We are a simple people,
here in the town of Later York,
but we do what we can
to make our possible conquerors comfortable
so they come again
for returning invasion opportunities.