Why can’t you do limericks?
All these words
in all these things you write…
aren’t you thinking about your audience
when you’re writing?
Don’t you realize we have places to go
people to molest?
We can’t spend all our time listening to your prattle all night?
With a limerick or eight, you’ll be in and out in –
I can’t do the calculations,
but it’ll be quicker than the time you spend
doing whatever it is you do.

Stick to limericks.
I’ll bet it’ll be better.