If there’s one thing I regret more than any other,
it’s that I didn’t tell you
that you owed me for that extra bagel
I bought for you.

It really sticks in my craw that I let you just get that for free.
It feels really unfair that you got away with that dollar seventy five purchase scott-free and nobody even knows about it.
You may even be unaware that you cheated me,
and that just isn’t right.
If you’re taking advantage of me,
I want you to at least be aware of it
when you’re doing it.

So let me fix that.
You’ve stolen almost two dollars of my inheritance
by not paying me back
for the bagel I got you
after your uncle passed five years back.

I thought you should know.