Little tough guy, huh?
Gonna make everything hard to deal with,
gonna break some balls now?

I can get with that.
I used to be a little tough guy
until I became a big tough guy
and then I lost some weight
and I wasn’t so tough no more.

Now I’m medium mediocre guy
and people can walk all over me
so when you pull your little tough guy shit,
it’s likely to work wonders in this part of town.

So try your crap around here.
See what it gets you.
Probably everything.