Monthly Archives: July 2024

They say to be authentic, you must show yourself to be vulnerable, so herein is where I outline my weaknesses for anyone to know my unique authenticity. I’m ticklish to the point of incontinence, so I might make a mess … Continue reading →

One time, I swore I could eat a thousand raisins,but I didn’t even get to eat a hundred raisins, because my mom wouldn’t give me more than ten raisins so I stopped at about five. It’s not that cool a … Continue reading →

I am frightened of introducing conversation with the prostitutes on my block for fear of suggesting I wish for their wares. Particularly because of the hours I keep – I usually come in after midnight, when they’re out and about, … Continue reading →

The doctor said, “Let us make a change on your regular schedule of medicines.” And I said “All right,” because that was the reason I had gone to her that day, and she pronounced, “you shall now begin to take … Continue reading →

The 103rd Quora window tab didn’t need to be opened any more than the 84th Quora window tab or the 47th or the 29th or the 15th or third. Quora wasn’t a service that needed to be utilized at all. … Continue reading →

If I could give some advice and leave it real short and precise, I would not be the lunatic to present it as a limerick: That advice would just not suffice.

You can spend all the day pushing levers but the process could take you forever to find fortune and fame just keep spouting your name. That’s how presidents do it; they’re clever!

“The writing’s on the wall,” she said, “If you don’t help me, I am out” and strode past many dozens dead. “The writing’s on the wall,” she said, again – still uttered without dread lacking bleats and weep and pouts, … Continue reading →

It’s rare to be recognized for your own unique self. “Is Jon Berger here tonight?” “That’s me!” “Because I saw his name on the list, and I was just looking around…” “It’s me. I’m here!” “Great. It’s me, Baby Monroe.” … Continue reading →

Barely scraping by, I wonder what I will be able to pull together today. I hear screeches out my door. I hope that no more will follow as the woman passes by but she may continue as she walks on … Continue reading →