There are so many things you know are right
but you are simply not prepared to invest in:
getting a good night’s sleep
applying the Golden Rule
returning the cart to the front of the store
being a vegan
not murdering someone who cuts you off on the thruway
using the metric system.
It is simply hard to make these actions a priority
but it would be good to try.
These are points toward getting you
into
your non-denominational heaven
should you even believe in such a thing.
As a guy who can’t do one of the items mentioned
I encourage you to do all of them
and many more
on your way to being a better person.
It will do you no end of good.
So go.
Get to work!
jonberger 
There are so many things you know are right but you are simply not prepared to invest in: getting a good night’s sleep applying the Golden Rule returning the cart to the front of the store being a vegan not murdering someone who cuts you off on the thruway using the metric system.
It is simply hard to make these actions a priority but it would be good to try. These are points toward getting you into your non-denominational heaven should you even believe in such a thing.
As a guy who can’t do one of the items mentioned I encourage you to do all of them and many more on your way to being a better person. It will do you no end of good.
So go. Get to work!