The 103rd Quora window tab
didn’t need to be opened
any more than the 84th Quora window tab
or the 47th or the 29th
or the 15th or third.

Quora wasn’t a service that needed to be utilized at all.

I didn’t need to look up the answer to
“What is the most shameless thing you have ever seen a teacher do?”
or “What is the funniest joke you’ve heard about British Parliament?”
or “Sexy Do-Gooder Picture Worth 35000K Likes Here!”

Still, here I am.

I should close these windows.
I will close these windows.
I am closing these windows.

Shit, one more peek can’t hurt…