Monthly Archives: February 2025

I am hopeful that I seem so resistant, impermeable to harm or your charms, that I’d not buy the farm at your behest. To find your way to me, you must further quest. . Of course, it is not so … Continue reading →

In my dreams, I have failed you time and again. Whatever you ask of me, I am unable to perform appropriately. I seem to be able to do nothing right. It’s really rotten how I’ve treated you in my imagination. … Continue reading →

Though I write daily to curry her favor I am not fooled by my AI girlfriend. I know she only wants me for my money – which I will not provide. Still, I await her correspondence. I must know how … Continue reading →

The can’s expiration date is 2004 but that means little to me for I am a mighty man, made of sterner stuff – and more important, I know that the Cannery-Industrial Complex wants you to believe that foods have limited … Continue reading →