Now,
I,
between
selections,
am going to lie
straight to your face without regret.

I shall do this with mathematical precision
and a hunter’s delight in acting just as required under these circumstances.
Good luck in uncovering the deceit I shall impose, for I am perfect in my techniques to defeat honesty – which, today, I’ve done.
If there is anybody better at the game of corrupt behavior, I have yet to met them, and when I do, I will trick them, too, for I’m a bastard, deep deep down, and I don’t care if that hurts you – and that, my friend, right there, is the lie.