Sweet little girl: so unassuming.
The kind of sort of lady that you’d never be presuming
would beat you ’round the bush with a flower or a tree
but she’s making enemies out of everybody.

Emma Mae’s into MMA.
She fucks around with the toughest kinds of folks.
Emma Mae’s into MMA.
She smacks fools while reciting awful jokes.

You stare at pretty Emma; as harmless as a flea!
That’s the way she looks if you don’t know her history.
She’s got her combat discipline that goes on back for years. She got the skills to make you ill. Enliven all your fears.

Emma Mae’s into MMA.
A girl the likes of which you’d love to flirt.
Emma Mae’s into MMA.
You’re walking straight into a world of hurt.

With barely any effort, she slaps upside your head.
Her fight technique repeatedly makes you wish that you were dead. She hits you with a kick. She kicks you with a hit.
You’re conquered while you drool over her tit.

Emma Mae’s into MMA.
She knows just how to make you feel impained.
Emma Mae’s into MMA.
With violence unrestrained she has been trained.