Monthly Archives: April 2025

Do not judge lest you in turn be judged. You cannot after all spell odious without Us and I.

Never ever stop for Seth, ‘cuz he won’t stop for you. Seth’s the sort that doesn’t stare, he simply looks right through and goes about his journey like he’d never share a ride; our Seth would never have a companion … Continue reading →

She left the money on the table (which I found very convenient) so I picked it up pocketed it and rushed to the hardware store before it closed. I handed over the cash my mother provided and got the paint … Continue reading →

When you come up with a snappy little bit of title, don’t get so lost in its cleverness that you can’t write something that’s actually worth reading. This is my advice for the day.

And there came a day when Walt Disney told the people, “the way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” He neglected to mention the many other ways to get started: to stop working and begin stealing … Continue reading →

The dragon and the phoenix went out to a strip club one night. They really liked the Honduran girls. Afterwards, they went to a diner that was also a drive-in and drank a couple of milkshakes – the phoenix had … Continue reading →

Wish me no good mornings, for “morning” comes from “mourning,” and I will not suffer any grief on this grand day. Simply look out your brick-encased window: the birds are howling, the sun is blasting, the trees are climbing the … Continue reading →

Artificial Intelligence, before conquering the world,has suggested that I cosplay a superhero taking a bike ride while attempting to stalk Caelee Spaeny. Some of this seems like a bad idea waiting to be born. I think Artificial Intelligence might need … Continue reading →

Me and Charles De Gualle in New Orleans out for some Po’ Boys and the unfortunate aftermath: I was rigid tense after all the throwing up. There was so much that I ended up leaving the toilet to spew into … Continue reading →

You are everything. I am nothing. Fill me with you.