There are two kinds of people in this world:
the categorists and the rest.
Of the category-makers, there are two kinds of people:
the insane and the rest.
Of the insane category-keepers, there are two kinds of people: the anal and the rest.
Of the insanely anal organizers, there are two kinds of people: the ones who get things done and the ones that don’t.
Of the mad, effective, persnickety folk who identify things, there are two kinds of people:
the blondes and the redheads.
Of the blonde, crazy, efficiently detail-oriented types that put everything into buckets, there are two kinds of people:
brunettes and men.
Of the male, golden-haired, well-put-together, Type A freaks who insist on categories for everything, there are two kinds of people:
us and them.

Me? I’m not any of ’em.