Author Archives: Jonathan Berger

Three days later the burnt smell has not yet escaped. It is far too cold out there to truly air the place out so the results of my last errant attempt to use the kitchen remains, a reminder as to … Continue reading →

I am not quite sure how this will go. The last time we saw each other started out with an awkward lunch at a mediocre diner and ended with an overnight visit to the hospital. No permanent damage but still. … Continue reading →

There’s a note I just foundof indeterminate age among my papers that reads, "I’m sorry for what you heard. I don’t remember saying it but I’m sorry that you heard it." That’s exactly the kind of weasley-ass non-apology I’d give … Continue reading →

I’m going down down down to Multiply City where the girls times boys are exceedingly pretty and the boys times boys are incredibly witty and the girls times girls rarely love by committee! Going back down…. to Multiply City! If … Continue reading →

 “What inspires you?” he asked. I had just gotten off-stage, and was too high off of the four people applauding, so I began my latest symposium: “Lately, in trying to keep up with the Halls, I’ve been attempting to … Continue reading →

I think you’ve been trying to tell us something.With your hints and allusions, your suggestions and implications, I think you’re maneuvering your way into getting the words out and I wish you’d get to it. I think I’m beginning to … Continue reading →

Do you remember the New Years Evewhere we walked around the Village and went to the diner for mashed potatoes and retired about ten? The day was such a nothing burger but the event seemed so ordinary, so drab, so … Continue reading →

The Perpetrators are on fire tonight but I’m not that into it. The Clubhaus is friggin’ crowded with wall to individuals. The walls are, in fact, sweating, which I can tell, backed up as I am. I spy, with my … Continue reading →

You can see it all around you the world taking arms against her brutal treatment. Bears invading homes. Oceans rising. Lakes lowering. Blistering sun. Violent ferns. The list is endless. The earth is rebelling against her oppressors. It’s only gonna … Continue reading →

“So it begins…” would be an excellent way to describe the state that has been going on for quite some time now but it has been so long since the attacks began, when our world was besieged by disinterest. Too … Continue reading →