Category Archives: 30-30

Mellows

Posted on April 6, 2013 - 11:16 pm by Jonathan Berger

The trek took many boroughs several transfers and a couple of bucks but the donut shop on Continental was the best and the most rewarding jelly-filleds were just waiting to be plucked from the counter girl’s hands. It was worth … Continue reading →

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Today and Ever After

Posted on April 5, 2013 - 12:22 am by Jonathan Berger

Please do not do this. Do not break my heart for that would most certainly kill me and I do not wish to die. Do not do this for I fear the repercussions. If you crush me and tuis kill … Continue reading →

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To The Girl Whom I Just Asked out to Dinner and Who Just Shook Her Head, Saying She Didn’t Think it was a Good Idea

Posted on April 4, 2013 - 7:38 am by Jonathan Berger

You don’t know me very well So I hope you’ll reconsider your decision. You just don’t know enough – yet – to make an informed choice. I’m a very interesting person and, if you knew it – knew me – … Continue reading →

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The Kiss VI

Posted on April 4, 2013 - 12:59 am by Jonathan Berger

The kiss was unexpected. The kiss was quite the surprise. The kiss was foreign to me as it has been so long since lips met mine and I had experienced another’s tongue in such shocking proximity. It was foreign but … Continue reading →

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If/Then When

Posted on April 3, 2013 - 7:38 am by Jonathan Berger

If you were a real man you would’ve bought her that next drink and you would’ve sealed the deal. You would’ve sealed the deal if you were a real man and could afford that last drink and without protection you … Continue reading →

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My Defense Before the Transit Authority Judge #103

Posted on April 2, 2013 - 7:36 am by Jonathan Berger

The douche was in the bike lane so I sped up and ran past him. Well, over him. Actually, what I did was simply ride faster in the bike lane – the fact that he was already there seemed secondary. … Continue reading →

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A Slow Start

Posted on April 1, 2013 - 7:29 pm by Jonathan Berger

I am not one of those instant meals that you stick in then pop out in mere minutes. I am a simmer. I am a soak. I take a while to get started, to complete, and then to consume. I … Continue reading →

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Six Digits

Posted on April 30, 2012 - 1:53 pm by Jonathan Berger

SIX DIGITS The girl that you danced with the night before the girl you made out with in the corner booth at the diner the girl who gave you a number with six digits after talking about her ex-boyfriend and … Continue reading →

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Toilet Rumor

Posted on April 30, 2012 - 1:15 pm by Jonathan Berger

TOILET RUMOR What a strange bathroom I am going to and a strange place to be going to the bathroom and a strange girl in whose house I am urinating. How did this happen? How do these sorts of things … Continue reading →

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Missed Connections I

Posted on April 29, 2012 - 7:48 pm by Jonathan Berger

MISSED CONNECTIONS I You were the girl with the giant bozooms and I was the boy who could not get a word out. I tried – really, I did – to pay attention to anything you had to say but … Continue reading →

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