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If there’s one thing here today I can offer up to you it’s there’s nothing that you are unable to do if you lie. This is true! It’s my mantra of honest advice that’s been due since I chose to … Continue reading →

– Really, you must stop speaking for me. – she said. – If I don’t speak for you, nobody speaks for you. – I replied, – the speaking doesn’t get done. – – I speak for myself, – she answered, … Continue reading →

You have come from a great distance and you find an obstacle before you of some substance. Say it is a wall. You think of all the obstacles that have been placed before you the distance and the threats and … Continue reading →

Three days later the burnt smell has not yet escaped. It is far too cold out there to truly air the place out so the results of my last errant attempt to use the kitchen remains, a reminder as to … Continue reading →

I am not quite sure how this will go. The last time we saw each other started out with an awkward lunch at a mediocre diner and ended with an overnight visit to the hospital. No permanent damage but still. … Continue reading →

There’s a note I just foundof indeterminate age among my papers that reads, "I’m sorry for what you heard. I don’t remember saying it but I’m sorry that you heard it." That’s exactly the kind of weasley-ass non-apology I’d give … Continue reading →

I’m going down down down to Multiply City where the girls times boys are exceedingly pretty and the boys times boys are incredibly witty and the girls times girls rarely love by committee! Going back down…. to Multiply City! If … Continue reading →

 “What inspires you?” he asked. I had just gotten off-stage, and was too high off of the four people applauding, so I began my latest symposium: “Lately, in trying to keep up with the Halls, I’ve been attempting to … Continue reading →

I think you’ve been trying to tell us something.With your hints and allusions, your suggestions and implications, I think you’re maneuvering your way into getting the words out and I wish you’d get to it. I think I’m beginning to … Continue reading →

Do you remember the New Years Evewhere we walked around the Village and went to the diner for mashed potatoes and retired about ten? The day was such a nothing burger but the event seemed so ordinary, so drab, so … Continue reading →