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I think that I have never seen a love like yours with old Jim Beam. If you could feel such love for peeps, you wouldn’t seem like such a creep but as it is, you’re just a drunk, and so … Continue reading →

Monsieur Moonbeam, thank you for visiting at night for your watching over me, keeping me free from the fright of the hunger in the dark and the hunting after marks and maintaining me well into the light. If not for … Continue reading →

Everywhere there’s lots of pigeons living pigeons lives, speaking in their pidgin English before they take their dives sharp with taloned knives and hunt for breakfast. In this place of pigeons, pigeons tend to fly around. All about this city, … Continue reading →

I’ve been really getting into oranges lately, just swallowing them like I bought a bunch of ’em and I want to eat them before they all go bad. They’re pretty delicious and I bought in bulk so there’s a bunch … Continue reading →

If you don’t keep bringing it up, I promise you, no one else is going to bring up how you were fired for drinking monkey cum, no matter how funny it is. Really, if you don’t opt to make a … Continue reading →

This fictional genius I just created just let me know she re-engineered a busted old motorcycle she saw lying around. “I had a few hours to kill,” she explained, and showed me the goods. It was a forcefield-contained, earth-environment sustained … Continue reading →

Coffee sales are up, the media has alerted us. No one is shocked. Everything sales are up. The free market has been bitchslapped by gardening gloves with claws on them and then penetrated in many holes with the same hands. … Continue reading →

Is this route directly to Old Cathay? Would you like another Fanta, Ray? Is Rudy on the way to Santa’s, eh? If you had the cash would you wanna stay? We could go another way. This whole trip we could … Continue reading →

If I can avoid it, I try not to speak ill, but of my girlfriend’s cooking, I’ve surely had my fill. Though I want to take her out, she makes most of our meals and we sit over dinners that … Continue reading →

The days are getting more dangerous. The poisons are running through. The people have had enough. Happy Mother’s Day to you. The world is in a crisis; the papers looong overdue. Civil wars are bubbling up all over. Happy Mother’s … Continue reading →