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The thousand dollars you owe me was a small price to pay to get you out of my life but I think I’d pay it again to get you out of my fucking head.

Are cats truly worthy of love? Better people than me have asked the question but perhaps not answered quite so quickly: no. They are selfish creatures, cats. They steal your blackberry pie and keep the remote to themselves and don’t … Continue reading →

It’s a shock and it’s a wonder and it’s amazing that we’ve been able to come up with it considering it hasn’t proved workable for generations before but finally, we have an efficient police force that does not degrade and … Continue reading →

This is a kickass product that’s surely gonna shake things up. I love the sound of it. Absolutely! I don’t know how it works, but Econo’s Wealth Distributor will be able to define a community, from group of friends to … Continue reading →

I’ve been really looking forward to getting into the whole UnMaker social system where I can take things apart into their component molecules and get points that I can later use to make new things that are like new! It’s … Continue reading →

At last, we have the capability. We have the technology to make those early monster movies come to life! Werewolves, vampires, Frankensteinian monsters, creatures from lagoons of all conceivable colors can be created through genetic manipulation. We could use them … Continue reading →

The kinks haven’t been worked out but the R&D at Maxifyer Inc. has been really excited about the results they’re seeing. They’ve been able to enlarge organic and inorganic objects equally well – what can be done with these items… … Continue reading →

This is the last time that I will be suckered by one of these fly-by-night pay-what-you-will TransMorph Flora Variant Mark I places. I should have recognized when the sign was cardboard that this was not a reputable institution. "Be a … Continue reading →

As a particularly rape-anxious individual I’ve opted to purchase a Full Port Protection Yearly Package from McCaFree (ironic, since their rates are so high). It’s synced to my decision making capabilities mostly so whenever I decide “no,” the impenetrable wire … Continue reading →

I can’t say I’ve been a lot healthier with the new Delicializer I bought, but I’m certainly a damn sight happier. Making everything delicious has made every meal a treat so I can enjoy every food equally and I never … Continue reading →