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The secret to making oatmeal potable is bananas. A whole lot of bananas. Bananas through the whole thing. Bananas bananas bananas. Now I’m hungry.

I like long skirts with big slits in them (not so much to wear – though I’m being quicker to judge than I should be, with my lack of experience). They excite my imagination, especially when topped off with heeled … Continue reading →

I brought too much stuff for this house that I’m staying at, carried too many foods for a one-week stay. Now I’m eating my way through a pound plus of turkey, a gallon of milk and twelve ounces beef jerky. … Continue reading →

I have reconsidered the meaning of love. In the case of these cats currently eyeing me before bed, I think it means “willing to imagine the possibility of not jumping on my face in the night, leaving me with a … Continue reading →

Just because you have an extensive degree of knowledge about AntiFolk from late two thousand three through mid two thousand eight does not make any of that information interesting – like, at all. Even if you try to make that … Continue reading →

You would not believe how bigmy comic book collection is. Well, maybe you would: it’s in a bunch of crates at this point, so it doesn’t look as big as when it was taking up book shelves. I wonder what … Continue reading →

Answer this for me: how is it that every time I find a bug in my home and I take it outside (so as not to kill it) I find a bug in my home when I return? How does … Continue reading →

The largest single living thing on the earth makes its home in Oregon and is called Armillaria. It kills most trees and has been there at least since Caesar (though they probably didn’t meet). Its minimum weight is seven thousand, … Continue reading →

I loved the introduction of the self-serve registers where you could get things done all on your own because I am so often uncomfortable being served. Part of it is the social interaction but more of it is the belief … Continue reading →

It was a long night that didn’t start off intense, just meeting at an open mic that led to pizza then a bar then another bar then a 24-hour diner that inexplicably kicked us out then walking to the water … Continue reading →