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Is it the chocolates I ate? Upset stomach! Did I start sleep too late? Upset stomach! Too much raisins or dates? Upset stomach! It must be veggies I hate! Upset stomach! Upset stomach! UPSET STOMACH TONIGHT! Turn it up one! … Continue reading →

You may ask me why I’m such a lonely guy. Despite everything I have, I can only reply, “I’ve got my reasons. Through all the seasons I find myself alone. “Whether intimate or polite at the end of the night … Continue reading →

It’s been a while since the Big One, back when I did that unholy mathematic workout, producing the number of poems of the day of the month. So: three pieces on the third, eight pieces on the eight, seventeen pieces … Continue reading →

Is it fair to say I loved her when I only watched her from afar? I thought about her all the time. I envisioned her in innumerable fantasies. I placed her as a goal on my vision board before I … Continue reading →

There may be people I fucked over before S. Nope. Can’t think of them. I thought he was the coolest cat in the geek school where there were no cool cats around whatsoever and I befriended him and he befriended … Continue reading →

You, you’re like a child who is told not to eat before dinner lest you spoil your appetite but see the half-cake just sitting there in its optimistic splendor waiting to be despoiled and to despoil you. You are supposed … Continue reading →

Like when you set up a competition – but it’s internal – and it’s weird, like you couldn’t really explain it not in a way that would make sense to anyone else and you start the competition and you know … Continue reading →

In my defense I thought it was someone else as I opened my arms to embrace her when she called my name that spritely Spring day. I was only offering a hug because I thought that was the action she … Continue reading →

My friends do more interesting things than me. Lucy was a star as a kid and so were Lydia and Dan. Tony wrote a novel. You know the number of people who did a Song a Day for a year? … Continue reading →

Just read that you’re a she now while I knew you as a he. We were friends as guys and we haven’t spoken in years and I have no idea what I’d think of you with such a big transition … Continue reading →