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Happier people – the ones that walk with smiles and live like childs and act like regular philosophiles – seem to have constant thanks for the world around them. For them gratitude is a regular state of mind, not just … Continue reading →

Not to bum you outbut Stan just said something and I’m afraid that if I share it with anyone it might shatter you to your very core so I am having something of a conundrum right now. Currently I am … Continue reading →

For my doctor’s appointment they told me to come 15 minutes early presumably so I could do whatever necessary paperwork they might have for me and then they sent me links online to do paperwork in advance. This is a … Continue reading →

And there came a time when I reached the store and I had to pay full price for my oatmeal. I was at the wholesale store buying in bulk, but still. I did not like the feeling I experienced at … Continue reading →

The person who has the Autistic Integrity website hasn’t added anything in seven years which is a real shame because anyone who actually has Autistic Integrity shouldn’t squander it like that. Yeah, that’s all I’ve got.

When I wrote that piece about all of that shit I didn’t mention why John was at my house in the first place. He was looking for materials to take off my hands so he could sell them to more … Continue reading →

You can only keep stealing ideas from better artists for so long but I figure it’s two, maybe three lifetimes and I hardly expect to live out this one so I think it’ll work out. Maybe admissions like this will … Continue reading →

When you eat nothing but sugar and sleep nothing but minutes and dream nothing but scant scat porn and this interminable act will not get off stage it is difficult to develop an inspiring – and sincere – compliment to … Continue reading →

The dog didn’t eat my homework because I am not a child but the dog ate my book from the library – or so I told them at the Greenpoint Library. “The dog ate the book. Really destroyed it. How … Continue reading →

So I see you got a husband now. I thought someone would tell me if you’d ever do that. I guess you got to keep all of the friends when our soda went flat. It’s not like we were ever … Continue reading →