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Sweet little girl: so unassuming. The kind of sort of lady that you’d never be presuming would beat you ’round the bush with a flower or a tree but she’s making enemies out of everybody. Emma Mae’s into MMA. She … Continue reading →

Little FiFi’s gonna die. Look at that poor little Wiener Doodle rolling around in the grass, racing invisible particles wherever she smells them. So care-free, so wide-eyed, our Little FiFi. She doesn’t know, of course, that her time is short. … Continue reading →

They speak of your powers as far away as West 13th Street – the East Side doesn’t know you. They say you have the power to heal with a touch. I pray, will you use your gift to cure me … Continue reading →

There are bad things out there. Hell, there are bad things in here. Temptation surrounds us. It’s like everybody on the planet has a vice – and I’m not talking Vance. I’ve got friends who gamble, who smoke, who fill … Continue reading →

Back when I was young I would bike around and count all the other vehicles I passed. It was a competition, and I was winning. Now that I am old, and watch bicycle after tricycle pass me by, I realize … Continue reading →

The way to wisdom is to learn to be right. To do this, you must listen to yourself – but only when correct. Know when to keep the voices in your head at bay. Internal reflection must be avoided at … Continue reading →

You know it isn’t, but you say things are looking up. You tell people you’re doing all right, that it’s turning out fine that the world is a glorious place to be and you wouldn’t choose anyplace else. You know … Continue reading →

There is a museum dedicated to the archeologist Heinrich Schliemann who they say discovered Troy. It’s situated in Germany, at the house in which he grew uo and features letters and excavation notes from his sites. Is it weird that … Continue reading →

You’ve got a problem you need solved and don’t know what to do? Go to the block to see the guy whose office is on Two. Walk stairs up and enter, he may offer you drinks. You tell him ’bout … Continue reading →

Do not judge lest you in turn be judged. You cannot after all spell odious without Us and I.