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Because your brain likes drama, you probably think things are more than ever. Your problems more imposing, your enemies are bigger, your memories more impressive. The reality: data is a thing, and data is easily manipulated. Data is being manipulated, … Continue reading →

Inside my gut there is life bursting to the gills striving to help me in ways I can’t begin to understand. I’ve got a biome in my belly that’s working to process all the things I’ve things I’ve thrown at … Continue reading →

The poetess said, “My art will outlast me.” Another poetess said, “Print the book. Only the page will last.” I think about them both. The spoken word will less likely last, since only the particular artist will pass on that … Continue reading →

Haven’t seen a raccoon in my neighborhood for decades. Not quite sure how to measure that. When I moved in twenty plus years ago I’d see a beady-eyed monster every now and again. I was shocked. “Raccoons don’t belong in … Continue reading →

Further and further sepia you telescope way at a speed that seems regular, like you are riding, but you do not ride. I see your legs are not moving. Perhaps you are being bicycled? Why are you trying to escape … Continue reading →

The crack of my back was a good sign. I could hear it after she pressed weight down upon me but I could usually tell when something was done after I expressed my own sentiment, inadvertently. When I violently exhaled, … Continue reading →

While moving and grooving through Seussity Hills, a whimpering beasty had Whompity thrills. He found some young ladies who had lovely hairs so he went up behind them and pulled upon theirs. Now that wasn’t cool out in Seussity Hills, … Continue reading →

Content with how things had gone, the guide double-backed to the beginning of the tour and restarted the process of going through with a new group. "Pleasure to meet you guys," she said, "Let me show you around. "As the … Continue reading →

Oh, my engagement ring? It’s on my other hand. In my other car. It must have slipped my mind. <Heh.> I’m not really engaged, you know. Just kind of meta-engaged. It’s an engagement of the mind, not the body, you … Continue reading →

We see what the will has said. Now, we just need to verify that she has the stuff that she offered up in the will. You can have the figurines? We just need to make sure the figurines still exist. … Continue reading →