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The kid in the back seat asks about the sandwich bag packed with powder in the seat next to her. "That’s not powder," I say, "It’s ash. "That’s my father over there." The kid doesn’t know what I’m talking about. … Continue reading →

The umbrella is bigger than the girl and with every gust of wind she risks flying away going off to some wonderworld where her umbrella might stab some vampire or a grasshopper will steal a hat. All kinds of adventures … Continue reading →

I’m sorry sometimes I’m weird but some days I just realize how ugly how awkward how inappropriate I am and it makes me act creepy or loopy or sometimes borderline-stalkery. It’s not how I want to come off – anything … Continue reading →

The instructor by the beams at my baby girl’s gym is a tight little number who exercises my imagination and stretches my erotic neuroses. As she twists and bends my little girl into barely imaginable positions, she revs me up … Continue reading →

Please take my couch. It is still in good shape and looks wonderful but I no longer find comfort on this sofa that my girlfriend and I used to cuddle on now that I am aware of all the sex … Continue reading →

Recently I broke up with my dog. The bitch just couldn’t take my yapping anymore. She still looks fetching but I would snap at her, all the time, some crap like, “What you’re looking for? It ain’t me, babe. “You’re … Continue reading →

Please, let this not be the thing that brings about the end. Let this not be the day that kills me. I can take a lot of things but one day, it will all be too much. Let it not … Continue reading →

I don’t look through my albums anymore. I know the images too well have thumbed through them far too frequently. I no longer need sight to recall. I know in my cranial palace which pictures set my heart racing, which … Continue reading →

I’m sorry but though you’ve told me “No” in four different languages with a dozen different dialects, I still maintain a glimmer of hope in our eventual future. No, you explained quite well how we are a bad idea, unwise … Continue reading →

I was telling Jocko about our date the other night and he offered some insight that I previously lacked; he heard my words, took the facts, and restructured thoughts in my head. I guess I feel compelled to ask about … Continue reading →