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No! No, it just won’t work. I tried to make it a Ferrari and then a pig. I considered a couch a song and a paramecium but none of them fit the role I wanted them to inhabit in that … Continue reading →

I should have wished you a happy birthday. I should have sent a card. I should have called or come over or had some order delivered so you’d know I care. I should have done something. I should have shown … Continue reading →

He doesn’t want you anymore not like he used to not in that way. Those emotions you once shared are transformed now into something different. I cannot tell you precisely the words he uses to describe you but they are … Continue reading →

Justin Remer tells me that in calendar 2016 “Americans will have spent seven zillion dollars (estimated)” in the name of Valentine’s Day. Saint Valentine would be proud but Remer has also informed that Valentine had long been in the pocket … Continue reading →

The girl in the skirt on the sitcom with a laugh track bends over presenting more talent in that simple action than most of the other stars of the series. The other exception, the matronly boss, is played by a … Continue reading →

That poem you didn’t write last night when you were drunk and slobbering and a just little bloody, the one you were about to jot down when you closed your eyes for a minute waking up much later to the … Continue reading →

I recently read a poem eight words long. It wasn’t very good.

There is the slightest possibility you know that if you choose to curate take a very real effort at picking the very best options that you might end up producing something you could be proud of. If you avoid laziness … Continue reading →

So… the letter? The letter I wrote you way back when? The letter that tersely told you everything I felt and laid it all on the line and gave you the ultimatum that decided everything between us? The letter you … Continue reading →

At the show the drunk sitting next to me is muttering loudly between songs and also during. He is asking questions and is encouraging the artist onstage but is in fact very distracting to everyone around mostly to me. The … Continue reading →