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Just to be clear: When I tell you that I don’t like sweet potatoes and then later on I admit that I now like sweet potatoes: that is not a lie. That is a change of opinion. Beneath it may … Continue reading →

This might hurt a little. This might hurt a lot. This might break your face open and let a collection of fluids run free fluids like tears, blood, snot and semen though why would semen be collecting in your face? … Continue reading →

Husker Du covered "Love Is All Around," seven years after The Mary Tyler Moore Show went off the air. It’s a great version of the song with more enthusiasm and humor than Sonny Curtis’ original – but less hats in … Continue reading →

When you agreed to an open relationship I didn’t really think that you’d already have partners in mind. And when Rachel politely explained how I’d misread her intentions I was shocked – just… shocked – that you were already deep … Continue reading →

Fifteen years after I heard you had a crush on me Pam and I ran far far away I avoided you at the reunion missing the chance to meet you husband and two kids. I guess I thought there was … Continue reading →

Just take a break. It’s only natural. Rest your eyes have a nap stretch out. Relax no one can blame you if you take a break. Take it slow. Have a rest. Cool your jets. Warm yourself under covers in … Continue reading →

To all the little girls who spoke their adorable little minds about whatever it was that was going through their heads today, I say "Good for you! Keep up the good work and keep shouting your hearts out!" I am … Continue reading →

I have today avoided social media as a form of quiet protest. I have been dodging the current events and living in subtle style to stay away from the hurtful rhetoric and the harmful decisions and the warlike attitudes and … Continue reading →

This piece was, under no circumstances, in no conceivable way, undebatably, inexorably, an absolutely not written during a spoken word set by horror poet Oliver Baer. There is no reason – none at all – to suspect that, while the … Continue reading →

Daniel, I should never have said you had no soul even if that is precisely what I suspected at the time. I was really hurt when you found better people to hang with and dropped me like the fat ass … Continue reading →