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Joanie? Yeah, she’s cool. Single too. Leave her alone. You’re not allowed to date her to look at her to think about her after dark. I couldn’t recommend you to her. I’m sorry. You’re just not good enough. She’s too … Continue reading →

I’d love to but unfortunately I can’t take you to my parents’ pad even though it’d be wicked to show you off to all my old peeps. It’s just that if I take you home let you see all my … Continue reading →

Say it. Say everything. Say anything you want to say and then some more. Just open the faucet and let it all pour out. Keep talking keep expressing keeping going on and on and on and on and on and … Continue reading →

Watching you glide about in that dress made me think over and over again about how much I wanted to fuck you, just put you over the cake table and give you a present I’d never forget. It was hard … Continue reading →

This has not been the month for me. Words have been said actions initiated and the walls are well-written upon. The center is holding but only as shrapnel for a little while longer before an inevitable explosion. I can taste … Continue reading →

The band before you could be your favorite if you listen. The show down the street could change your life if you hear. Try to take in the new experience. Try to take on something new. Try to absorb the … Continue reading →

If someone upsets you report them. If an eye offends tear it out. Rend it from the face of the one who has bothered you. You don’t need to have to deal with a sub-optimal night. If there are any … Continue reading →

In the midst of an impossible challenge sometimes you need to find a way to replenish yourself to regain resources to be refueled. Sometimes in that process of coming back to yourself you may need a certain kind of help … Continue reading →

I never voted for Prince but he always had my complete support. Yet there is something now upon which I feel I must stamp my veto. O acoustic musician: I know you mean well with your hastily planned cover of … Continue reading →

I was a little proud of myself when I left you in the bar so I could get some air. It was a dick move but I’d felt really dicked upon the way you’d been treating me all night and … Continue reading →