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I wrote stupid shit about an allegedly stupid chick who then seemingly mixed me up in a mired mess of switched internal crimes that chimed time and again for a matter of minutes that mostly made my head hurt. It … Continue reading →

I have failed to create an account so they tell me to go to support. Support offers to help, asks for my account information. “If I had that, I wouldn’t be here.” “None of your wisecracks. Once we have your … Continue reading →

The thing in the cucumber salad may well have been Jesus, but he didn’t admit it. “I am not the almighty, my son,” the bearded face said, “but I may still have some wisdom to impart.” “Can you tell the … Continue reading →

It’s always errant behavior that does it, isn’t it? Following this girl around got me talking to her, which got me writing about her which got me reading the writing about her – which is the performing that I love. … Continue reading →

I dreamed of the old man being shocked that I was in the bathroom. Who the old man was is a curious question. I didn’t seem to belong in the house and the old man did or maybe he used … Continue reading →

You want five? Five is fine. Five will work like a fine wine. We can make it in and out. No muss, no fuss. No pain, no pout. We’ll arrive just when you like. If you want, we’ll come by … Continue reading →

Trying the nonet for the first time could prove harder than I now think: it’s less syllables per line so I’m shrinking each time (syllabically). Better start soon. Wish me luck. Okay… Go!

Something in the fridge smells and we cannot identify what it is. We have sniffed at all the likeliest contenders, looked at all the foods that could give off an odor and just started picking things up to see if … Continue reading →

I prefer Reese’s Pieces to Eminem. It’s insane to compare the two, really. Don’t call me a homophone!

The lesson I have learned recently is that if you shave frequently you don’t have to look your age. Remove all the scraggly hair nonsense that keeps coming up and you’ll seem somewhat younger. Now whether it’s actually important to … Continue reading →