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According to wiki you don’t even exist. According to wiki there never was a paisley holocaust. According to wiki shoulder pads were invented by Jesus. According to wiki they need seven million from you for operating expenses. According to wiki … Continue reading →

You were the hot one in a tight skirt on the bench dabbing delicately into your sundae, darting tongue carefully consuming the creamy white. I was the one to whom you said "Get lost, you freaky freak. Stop following me. … Continue reading →

I guess I dreamed that last poem. I suppose the ideas I thought I put down in rhythm and rhyme with the eloquence the subject demanded was nothing more than a figment as was your reaction when you told me … Continue reading →

Bad poet watches. Bad poet waits. Bad Poet writes checks to causes he believes in. Bad Poet’s checks sometimes bounce. Bad Poet thinks Bad Poet considers. Bad Poet tries to write the great american poem and then goes for the … Continue reading →

Yep. You’re right I’m certain of it. No one in the history of this entire plane of existence has ever suffered the way you have and likely never will. The things that happened to you whatever they were, were no … Continue reading →

Please do not ask me such silly questions. I do not have a favorite poem. They all came from me and I love all my works equally except that one. That one’s a piece of shit. That one is doggerel. … Continue reading →

Do not tell the gorgeous that they are. There is no need. You think those who have been called beauties all their lives need another voice added to the choir? Speak of their strength or acumen or accuracy in archery. … Continue reading →

He was a control freak of that there’s little doubt. His very reign is built upon that very topic. He was willing to share the spotlight but only on his terms. Was he great because of this impulse or despite … Continue reading →

Thank you. Thank you ever so for your constructive criticism, constructed of explosives poisons and blades. Thank you for telling me what to think how to feel the way to behave. I appreciate your help in these sensitive matters and … Continue reading →

You’re doing it wrong. God knows I’m not one to judge but this game is all about perception and it’s clear from my view that you’re not being perceived correctly. You’re doing it wrong. You have the wrong stance the … Continue reading →