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I don’t care what you say about reactionary politics or a return to the middle from the youth of today. Family Values are dying. For example my nephew’s fiancé will not sleep with me. Consistently she resists my requests. She … Continue reading →

In elementary school on a class trip we went to St. John’s and I was taken by the spirit of the Lord which I found because the architecture was so groovy. I was lost among the glorious stained glass so … Continue reading →

The sweets you left from our last good night were left waiting for you for months. I couldn’t stand it anymore and I ate then. They were melted, warped nowhere near the condition you’d left them in. Still they were … Continue reading →

You have to give me another chance. I realize this was not the first date that either of us wanted and I know I can do better if you let me. If you have faith, anything is possible and I … Continue reading →

Thank you Mister Gym Teacher for all your dedication work and drive making me into the figure of health and fitness you see before you. Understand what you have wrought. Realize the being supreme I have become. You made me … Continue reading →

She said there is no such word as Adulting and I said there is no such word as anything until someone says it. Words exist because of speakers.. Speakers use words to communicate. If the words communicate how are they … Continue reading →

Kill me now. Hang me with a hemp rope and let me dangle drift away become departed no longer desperate, despairing, disparaging all life. Give me a different destiny. Kill me now. Kill me now. Leave me quiet. End my … Continue reading →

I looked up to the clouds for a sky-written message as to where you were and what you wanted. Nothing but blue skies. I bought some tea leaves and threw them about the table to see if you were thinking … Continue reading →

She took me upstairs with her and asked if I wanted to get high. I said no because I didn’t do things like that but I didn’t mind if she did so she did and looked at me after smoking … Continue reading →

I don’t want to leave you in suspense. The story ends well. I didn’t die – as you probably can tell, but it was touch and go for a while there. It was dangerous somewhere in the middle but I … Continue reading →