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The Monthly Band Newsletter

So I fired the band. It seemed like the obvious choice. They can’t seem to follow simple instructions like learn the songs or come to rehearsals or agree that they’re in the band. So yeah. I gave ’em all the … Continue reading

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Under Deadline

The cats the gerbils the fish and the macaw all look at her with loving eyes as she comes into their home after a long day away. They are patient. They are kind. They are adoring in their demeanor and … Continue reading

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In Tight All

I think someone should pay me to do things for money. I’d like some of that money thing. It pays the bills you know? I could do most anything: answer phones wash dishes cook toast write epic dank memes – … Continue reading

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Eight AM in Amsterdam

Apparently, it’s three AM again an hour I hoped not to see again so soon. There is little I can accomplish at such a time with the shakes and confusion this hour often brings. I am tired. I am grumpy. … Continue reading

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Yo, RebaFlo

Your self-accusations are now tiresome and weak. You may think that you’re different – even lesser, when speak -ing of ailments, dilemmas and troubles by the score. You call yourself bewitched – or maybe something more. But you am not … Continue reading

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Sopping it Up

I’m going a different way the ant says. I’ve stopped hoarding I’ve stopped worrying I’ve stopped living for tomorrow when there’s so much of today to be spent. I am no longer judging the ant says. I am not looking … Continue reading

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In Techspeak

There’s got to be an expression – in techspeak – for the situation where two people are texting each other and they both try to write the same thing and one person writes it first and the other doesn’t want … Continue reading

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Freakface Songs

Some days are worse than others. Some days you can sense all of the crap rising around you that you have to cut through just to survive the hours. Some days you can feel the palpable pain and misery coalescence … Continue reading

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Amanda

Amanda asks. Amanda insists. Amanda demands attention. Amanda commandeers conversations requires cooperation. Amanda implores for information for opportunities. Amanda wheedles Amanda needles Amanda needs this, that and the other – all the time, obviously. Amanda wants to destroy me decimate … Continue reading

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Rated Wrong

I think that I am done making assumptions about your wants and needs likes and dislikes hates and loves. I am tired of trying to get inside your head and heart and searching for my place. You know what you’re … Continue reading

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