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Ed Asner or Mister Ed: Who’s more thin? Batman or Spider-Man: Who’s more thin? This joke or Audrey Hepburn: Who’s more thin? What is thinner: The credibility of the Grand Old Party or the record of achievements of their last … Continue reading →

I know you’re all fumious and everything and don’t want to talk about it anymore but while we’re not speaking I just want you to remember the earrings I got you. They were pretty nice weren’t they – before you … Continue reading →

You can tell me anything about what you’re thinking where you’re going who you’re wanting what you’ve been doing those late nights when I’m nowhere near and wondering how you are. You can talk to me about the feelings the … Continue reading →

There is value in that thing in your stomach. Take advantage of it. Exploit your fear. Use it for something constructive though it is one of the most destructive forces at your disposal. But it is a tool in your … Continue reading →

You don’t need to tune on-stage. It’s all right if you don’t share that part of the process with all of us. Thank you for telling me about a gig that will be competing against the event we are all … Continue reading →

Check it: Your heart’s in the right place I’m sure and I appreciate the advice but please stop telling me what to do. I’m not your husband or boyfriend or even friend these days. But more you lack the credentials. … Continue reading →

I wish I knew you better. I wish I’d acted better. I wish I gambled less or at least was a better bettor. I tried. I dared. I failed and lost it all – down to the letter. I wish… … Continue reading →

I’ve found the newer you. She’s younger blonder prettier and healthier. She’s smart and vibrant – like you used to be and she’s willing to do so many things that you won’t like dance til dawn make love in moonlight … Continue reading →

You say it’s not my fault that you don’t blame me but I don’t believe you. I think you’re lying – maybe to yourself but you’re mad as hell and you’re not gonna take it anymore. I think you’re quietly … Continue reading →

The love in this room is palpable, as is the sorrow. We miss you – all of us. You may not return anytime soon but still you’re with us at least a little bit. If you can remember us as … Continue reading →