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In retrospect I see what I should have done. You gave me the perfect opportunity to beg your forgiveness like in the greatest romances of the twentieth century via that century’s greatest memetic constructs: the big gesture. I didn’t realize. … Continue reading →

Seventeen hours ago you said you loved me. Seventeen hours ago you thought I was great. Seventeen hours ago there was a future with no regrets and miles of good intentions up ahead. Seventeen hours suddenly seems like a fucking … Continue reading →

There is nothing wrong tonight no tense questions. no complaints. The words aren’t getting more clipped nor the silences longer. Everything is perfectly all right. Not one argument has occurred. No one has thrown a blow or cast a stone … Continue reading →

I was just about to write song for the dumped despite the fact that someone beat me to it by twenty years. I am no longer creative. I am no longer original. I feel stupid, contagious thick as a brick. … Continue reading →

There is no lint. I smell of soap. I have drained myself of all excessive fluids and thoughts And… I am not yet ready for tonight. I must learn a new language and floss my toes and buy those new … Continue reading →

This cartoon I saw when I was eight showed this guy losing his toupee and then crying in spilt milk (or something like that). I swore, later on, in the bathroom while doing some serious thinking that if I ever … Continue reading →

It’s been a long winter a dark period of push and pull give and take eat or be eaten. I defended your seat against many a taker. So many came forward trying to pull your chair away from me seeking … Continue reading →

What you said? What you did? You don’t even know I’ll bet that with those words you did what hurricanes and floods could not. Those four simple sentences were enough to destroy our home. I am desolate. I feel abandoned. … Continue reading →

I’m speechless. Let me rephrase that: I don’t know what to say but somehow I’ll power through. After all this time in this first show together since we broke up you have no new material? Nothing interesting has happened to … Continue reading →

For our first show together since we broke up I feel I should warn you that there’s some new material that you might not yet have heard. I hope you like it – I don’t know, though. You may recognize … Continue reading →