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I doubt it’d be as easy as you seem to think. You keep singing your Paul Simon thinking of how simple it would be to brake up. You envision, I think, a yellow brick escalator as you ride your purple … Continue reading →

Poop Face tells me to take it easy. Poop Face wants me to chill. Poop Face makes many requests of me that vary in tone – but not frequency. Poor Face commands, like royalty. Poop Face orders. Poop Face demands. … Continue reading →

I keep trying. I keep failing. I keep hoping that the definition of madness will change and my doing the same thing over and again will prove brave and wise when I finally double down and reap hideous rewards for … Continue reading →

The new phone I so recently bought was so wide so perfectly thin that it bent resting in my pocket. This latest technology on which I spent several hundred samolians lasted days before failing an important test: the ability to … Continue reading →

I liked it when you were calling me. I liked it when you laughed all the time in my presence. I like it when you bought me presents – small things – just because it was our Quarter Year Anniversary … Continue reading →

She asks me to write a poem for her and I said I’d try which made her smile shyly and made it seem like it was something she was looking forward to which made it something I was looking forward … Continue reading →

I wasn’t at your show because I had to help a sick friend. I wasn’t at your show because my grandfather died. I wasn’t at your show because there was another show down the block that was way off schedule … Continue reading →

The train was rolling all night long. It was late while we traveled uptown, alone together. My eyes were resting when I found a head resting on my shoulder – but not my own. The red, green and golden-haired lovely … Continue reading →

She asked me to write not to her but for her which is a little egotistical but kind of endearing since it was clear she wanted me to think of her. So I tried to but I knew very little … Continue reading →

Those shoes those high heeled pointy pouty leopard skin – faux – shoes look great -ly uncomfortable. They look like they’re difficult to walk in though you look amazing trying. You appear to prowl the hall or whatever space you … Continue reading →