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Verrazzano

Five hundred years ago Giovanni da Verrazzano came to the New York area being the first known Westerner to declare doing so. April seventeenth celebrates him. I’m not positive that I want to celebrate the desecration of the native lives … Continue reading

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Radio Station

All alone at night, looking for a sign of light looking for a sign of life, an excuse to avoid the knife. Some voice to cut through the fog. Some sound to come closer to God. Someone to get out … Continue reading

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Planet of the Eights

On the Planet of the Eights on a deep blue sea. This may not be the place for me. Perhaps I belong on the planet of the Threes where I might reside more naturally but here I float, crooked and … Continue reading

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Compensation

The ways you describe yourself make me want to change. Your issues in life may have had nothing to do with mine but the pains of your past make me curdle sometimes and I wish to cut parts off to … Continue reading

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Yucking the Yum

I just did a quick check and was surprised to discover that she was still at it. A performer I haven’t seen in at least six years is still plying her trade just at clubs markedly different from mine. That’s … Continue reading

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How to Recycle Letters for Pain and Misery

Ever find yourself typing a word you didn’t mean to and don’t want to have wasted the process? Just recycle the word in your further writing! Here’s how: Say you accidentally wrote: frig when you didn’t mean to. Just isolate … Continue reading

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Conservatism

I am a conservative in the sense that I like to conserve things in the sense that I like to save things in the sense that I am a hoarder. In this way, when I have an idea, I like … Continue reading

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Lactose Intolerance

I have had too much ice cream this month. I think many people in my immediate vicinity have become aware of this. To them I would like to apologize. It has gotten dangerous. Soon, we will be passed all this … Continue reading

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The Fornicators’ Plot

The real estate agent was happy to get rid of it because of the unfortunate name. The land had been used by a cult for weird sex acts – hence the name. Now that I had the fornicators’ plot for … Continue reading

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Less Than Zeke

I have never been less than Zeke. When I’ve been strong, he’s been weak. I’m a cool dude, he’s a geek. Relatively, I’m at my peak. If you look at us, I’m superior! Especially comparing our exteriors! If you ask … Continue reading

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