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When things are getting tough and I experience regret and I worry that I suffer from a taxing world’s debt; that we’ve so frigging far off course there’s nothing left to do but to suffer all the consequence and drink … Continue reading →

We are not the same. Your name is Samantha a post-op femizon who believes that meat is murder – in a bad way. I’m Jon. I like fluffernutter sandwiches and the Hulk. You’ve been to every BLM event, want to … Continue reading →

Another storyteller would have gone a different way with the tale of rising on Easter day: When the monster Jesus came out of the dark he sought vengeance on all who had caused him pain. There was an empire and … Continue reading →

I admit nothing but if I did it it had to be done and it was worth doing and we’re all probably better off now if whatever it is ever even happened, I don’t know, anyway! Look, you don’t know … Continue reading →

The gods sometimes look down with advice for mortals but their forms of advice may be subtle or devious and can be misinterpreted as bad luck or catastrophe. Here’s an example: a recent bombing in Pakistan was probably just a … Continue reading →

Once, before I was the artist you experience before you now, I wrote a piece called "I’m Not a Bagel." It was a musical parody of Lenny Molotov’s "I’m not a Waitress," which lists a series of identity crises in … Continue reading →

No one suspected when the Danish were placed on street corners across the city. They were just left there one day and the locals just assumed they were part of the scenery. Quickly, though, these tall and imposing folk would … Continue reading →

There is a helplessness you feel when the world will not follow your perfect plans to the letter. It is a frustration so sublime since you know the mountains you could move if they would just shut their mouths and … Continue reading →

There are things I used to do earlier in life that seemed to have passed me by. I no longer play with the action figures I built out of wire and tape. I can’t seem to find them around anymore. … Continue reading →

This is a balancing poem to adjust your expectations after the last one which may have been too great with exaltation or two unimpressive (for who knows how this will be placed in its folio?). Let these words settle you … Continue reading →