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After the accident we were disconsolate for a little while. Then, when the android parts were grafted on, we started getting pretty consolate after all. Our little buddy began to come back to us little by little in the shape … Continue reading →

The poem you are about to recite is politically incorrect which isn’t really a problem – you love that shit. It might also get you beat up. That’s cool, too. Instigating trouble is what it’s all about. But they might … Continue reading →

It’s important to know that you didn’t break my heart. You shook up my weekend, that’s for sure, and my confidence took a crazy hit, but I deserved that. I didn’t treat you the way you deserved and maybe it … Continue reading →

When you find your people have difficulties managing aspects of their lives and you want to help them you feel a need in your body to get them the support they require but you know they have to figure things … Continue reading →

When I’m at an open mic – which I am, like, most of the time – and I find that it’s getting late and I haven’t gone on yet, I have to start doing the math: “If I go on … Continue reading →

When you think of your personal best and find that you’ve been able to beat it not through a grand accomplishment but through steady bulldog plugging away, just nose-to-the-grindstone rubbing at the problem until the eraser has disappeared to a … Continue reading →

The dungeon’s pipes are clogged again. No one’s rushing to fix them because y’know, it’s a dungeon so the toilet’s backed up and the stay here has become torturous. I’ve complained to the guard on duty this month but it … Continue reading →

Way up north in a neighborhood nobody else knows we congregate near Dan’s waiting for the gang to get together so we can head for ice cream only to discover that it hasn’t opened for the season yet. We should’ve … Continue reading →

He hadn’t been threatened but he carried the knife and so when he was threatened he didn’t feel so bad. He was threatened because the freak thought he could get away with it. The freak came up to him to … Continue reading →

I didn’t like his look. I thought his ponytail was effeminate so he kicked my ass so I asked for a different hair stylist. I hope you appreciate the results. This lack of head of hair is what the new … Continue reading →