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Everybody knows more than me. It’s a thing I just learned, you see. I thought I knew a lot, I now disagree because everybody knows more than me. I was out tonight at a talk. The talker talked a lot; … Continue reading →

Her head on my shoulder as we were about to start the movie, she said, “Let me know when I can look at your screen. I don’t want to see any compromising information.” I said, “To you, I’m an open … Continue reading →

I would never admit it, but you captured me so easily. In the night under your moon, I was far too soon yours. I was perfectly placed for a pick-up and you found me like you weren’t even looking. Maybe … Continue reading →

She said she was Frances, like the countries. “Like… the countries?” “Like the countries. Like France – but a bunch of them.” “Oh,” I said, as if I understood, “Nice to meet you.” It was. She played her sad songs, … Continue reading →

I’m not as sarcastic as I seem. I am, in fact, very sarcastic but you will look at me on occasion and say “You don’t have to be sarcastic!” and I will look at you aghast and say, “I wasn’t … Continue reading →

The feature film we finished did not conquer the world. It was The End of the World. That was its name. I have not seen the movie since we took it on the theater circuit in the earliest 90s. We … Continue reading →

It’s been a while now but long ago in days past at clubs long gone, I used to dance. When the right band would play with the right song I would jump up and make a fat fool of myself … Continue reading →

I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that my current full-time job is looking for work. I’ve been slacking off quite a bit. I have a sense of what I’m looking for: I want some admin work in a … Continue reading →

When people come up to me and thank me for my performance I’m incredibly appreciative but worried because I fear that they might interpret something that I didn’t add. Yeah, yeah, “Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder,” all that … Continue reading →

There is an ancient piece in my catalog that early adopters of the Jon Berger Mission used to call out for before it made everyone feel too skeevy (and anyway, I don’t much repeat material so it became something of … Continue reading →