BMA

You’re doing all right with what you’ve got
but make the real choice; get off the pot.
You can be more awesome; totally.
Be more awesome, like me.

The secret is simple; just follow my lead
and assume that if you have a need, I can feed.
Just be more awesome and you’ll grow like a tree.
Be more awesome like me.

Get started by aping my fashion and walk.
My dating style? I’m a rich chickenhawk.
Just give them kids candy like lunch that is free
and you’ll be more awesome like me.

Relinquish to me and your troubles will end
is the finest advice you’ll receive, my new friend.
It’s served me so well – what? This message Re:
Be more awesome like me.

You’re not the first to whom this has been said
– in fact, once, I had to be told it instead
of informing those who’d not been able to see
how to be more awesome like me.

Eventually you will succumb to the task
or being a hero for ages to pass
by acepting this phrase as my final decree:
Be more awesome, like me.