His Requiring Estimates


Matt’s dildo requirements
are too specific
for anyone to help him
in the shopping.
He knows what he wants
even if he has trouble describing it.

“Sometimes, I wish I had the telepathy, or, you know,
some way to communicate my ideas
so that others could understand them.
What do you call that?”

He doesn’t know, but
he does know
his dildo needs a fringe
and polka dots
and fourteen variable speeds
so the shopping gets specific
as he assesses
his requiring estimates.

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