CRICKETS

Are there any minorities out there?
I’m not judging,
I’m just wondering.
…

It’s not like I’m prejudiced or anything;
I’m Jewish, myself.
Don’t worry, though.
I’m not one of those whiney
Jewey Jews.
I’m a little bit different than that.

I just want to know
if there’s anyone around
who is prone to hypersensitivity
like women
or the Portuguese.

To each their own
and
to some, I suspect,
something better than their own.
Not that I’m judging.
Judging is why short people do.
And I’m bigger than that.