PRETERNATURALLY LONG

You are very pretty
and so I shall listen
to what you have to say.
It’s not like you’re model hot.
You’re more like super model hot
with that uberhuman ability
to make blood rush downwards
in any heterosexual male
who has sight.

because of that skill,
and your preternaturally long eyelashes
I am convinced
that your opinions have especial merit.

I respect your stock choices
and your knowledge of meteorology.
You do know about these subjects,
don’t you?
You must.

So tell me.
What of my future?
Will I make it as a professional touring poet
and will you sleep with me?

You should probably respond to the last one first.
The answer to that one
holds a little more weight.

Anyhow:
thoughts?