BATTLE TO THE BOTTOM

Oh, that witty McSweeney’s!
In their recent article,
they poke fun of
indierock lofi titans
GBV
by comparing them to Al Queda!
How droll.
How shocking.
The underground publication
takes on the underground sensation
in what will no doubt be
a battle to the bottom rung
of civilization.

I am shocked
and intrigued
and adjacent to the action.
And I worry
what other behemoths
will Hipster America take on next?
Will American Apparel
get their comeuppance?
Will Billy Joel?

Who dares to challenge this monster
called McSweeney’s
from attacking its many enemies
and who,
pray,
will be mighty enough
to stop them?