MISSED CONNECTIONS I

You were the girl with the giant bozooms
and I was the boy who could not get a word out.
I tried
– really, I did –
to pay attention to anything you had to say
but I seemed like a cross eyed retard
and you seemed really nice.

I suspect I missed my chance with you
but I’d hate myself
even more than I do
if I squandered my chance to be with those two
so
if you have an ounce of compassion
in your heart
or somewhere in the space before it
could you give me another shot?