Monthly Archives: April 2012

FaceSpace

Posted on April 16, 2012 - 6:27 pm by Jonathan Berger

FACESPACE Using the latest in mobile technology and a shared social network I know where you are most times of the day and all of the night. Kinda kinky, huh? It’s like the police’re watching you but with less of … Continue reading →

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Achey Knees

Posted on April 16, 2012 - 6:11 pm by Jonathan Berger

ACHEY KNEES I’m not any sort of optimist, really – quite the opposite – but I did NOT think it would play out like this. I’m a little bit surprised and very much disappointed. I would not have thought on … Continue reading →

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Results

Posted on April 10, 2012 - 8:52 am by Jonathan Berger

When you burned the draft I wrote about you and I responded with a new draft about the bitch who torched my book before it was committed to file so you trashed my computer to which I produced a blog … Continue reading →

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Responsibility

Posted on April 9, 2012 - 6:30 pm by Jonathan Berger

RESPONSIBILITY To whom it may concern: I wish to apologize for my part in the accident of which we were both so tragically involved. As I was driving east on 95th street I did not notice you attempting to cross. … Continue reading →

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Personal History

Posted on April 7, 2012 - 4:00 pm by Jonathan Berger

PERSONAL HISTORY [CATEGORY 2012,30-30] Since our time apart I’ve had certain hours to fill, so I’ve been researching your genealogy to have a better understanding of what I’d gotten involved in. The furthest back I could go was a witch … Continue reading →

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Chametz

Posted on April 6, 2012 - 10:18 pm by Jonathan Berger

CHAMETZ The good Jews are all leaving their Seders full of charoset and matsah and freedom dressed to the nines dragging their eight-year-olds home. I, a different sort of Jew, sit on a bench knoshing on donuts which look like … Continue reading →

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Satisfaction Guaranteed

Posted on April 4, 2012 - 11:21 pm by Jonathan Berger

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED I could tell you about my vacation home or my part-time job as a fireman or how I had the most tragic affairs with the most tragic of duchesses but it doesn’t matter, does it? The truth of … Continue reading →

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The Fifth of Our Goodbyes

Posted on April 3, 2012 - 8:43 pm by Jonathan Berger

THE FIFTH OF OUR GOODBYES Somewhere close to equidistant between your place and my train, fairly near the police station, we stop and say the fifth of our goodbyes. Parting is such sweet sorrow for young lovers like us but … Continue reading →

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Billy’s Filler

Posted on April 2, 2012 - 11:57 pm by Jonathan Berger

BILLY’S FILLER This night is electric. The stars are dancing the tunes are pulsing the smells… well, the smells are what you’d expect from the city but the magic all around us it is palpable. This is a night of … Continue reading →

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Impossibly

Posted on April 2, 2012 - 11:33 pm by Jonathan Berger

IMPOSSIBLY You may think you can treat me this way because you’re all that and I’m all into it and you can lead me anywhere you may want me to go. It’s not like that. You’re not as hot as … Continue reading →

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