The girl you left at the bar
so you could take that booty call
was a little hurt at first
but then
upon reflection
realized that the sort of guy
who’d abandon her for that sure thing
wasn’t the sort
she would want to occupy too many hours with
and it was better she found it out in the short term
before she felt more seriously cheated.
She realized the guy was a rat.
She realized she was better off alone.
She realized she deserved something more significant
like a cat rapist
or a lawyer.
She was thinking about you
then she thought better of it.
Just thought you should know.